OH YEAH! Did some Route 66 riding! HISTORIC! |
"If you ever plan to motor (or bike) west, travel my way, take the highway that is best. Get your kicks on Route 66." - Nat King Cole |
You are now entering the Great Plains. |
I'm so patriotic. And emo. |
Suzette and Molly's rap for the talent show (to the tune of "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore):
"I'm gonna pop some tubes
Only got patch kits in my Camelbak
Ah, Ah I'm strugglin', ruining this patch up
This is freaking awful
Walk into Charleston, got a bike and a U-Lock
Naw punk, you need some stuff from a bike shop
Cleats, clips, lights, jacket made of gortex
The boys be like, "Dang I like your butt in them spandex"
Rollin' in Gatorskin
Got new tape on the rims
Bought new pedals, clippin' in
Bike computer, it's a Schwinn
Wanna stop chafing, bought myself some chamois chream
While I'm applying it make eye contact with Starkey
*SQUISH*
But dang, I don't want butt sores
Crankin' it, cleanin' it
Want gears with some gleam in it
Don't carry Rueben's flag or you'll get in an accident
Don't worry, we got Safety Katie
It's a bike cleaning party
Savin' money, DM donuts
Happy we've got Dave's pitch
Got another slow leak
Got another slow leak
No, for real, its my tire
Got another slow leak
Bokoo order ain't coming 'til Sunday
Gotta hit the bike shop 'cause TODAY IS A BIKE DAY
They had some free stickers, I took some free stickers
Now my bin shows that I ain't just a city slicker
Hold up, hold up, did we pass a Sonic?
Those half-price milkshakes are so tasty and economic
I could use degreaser, a CLIF bar and some chain lube
Already forgetting I came here for just one tube
I'm gonna pop some tubes
Only got patch kits in my Camelbak
Ah, Ah I'm strugglin', ruining this patch up
This is freaking awful"
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